Saturday, April 23, 2005
So there was a slumber party at my house last night.There was mooningMan on man pornClownsSinging that Numa Numa SongWerid stoner moviesListening to the falling lumber from my bedJoining a cultAlshley...
View ArticleThursday, April 28, 2005
For the first time in the entire world, I got a Dell guy who could speak English.About 20 minutes in he says the best thing a Dell Tech Support guy can say, "This is the first time they've left me...
View ArticleFriday, May 06, 2005
So sometime next week I'm getting called into the dean's office for writing a note about eating babies. So I'm making a shirt that says "I eat babies" and then I shall wear it the last day of school....
View ArticleSaturday, May 14, 2005
So I saw Wicked. It was pretty good, but it didn't beat Le Miz or The Producers, but it was still good. That dude who was the Wonderful Wizard of Oz noticed my Cheer Power Jacket so I got to brag to...
View ArticleMonday, May 16, 2005
And, I shall skip Octer 21, because I'd rather have fun and be a loser.THIS TIME I SHALL FOLLOW MY PLANS.I'm sick of letting the team piss me off. I have my own life outside that gym, and I shall go...
View ArticleSunday, May 22, 2005
Oh man, it was great. First I got hopped up on coffee and suger and coke a cola, then I hog the DDR pads for an hour. I want to get that game so bad. Man today was great. Hung out with Sarah, then...
View ArticleSunday, May 29, 2005
I sucked too much Helium and now I don't feel so good.Things that happened lately:Danny lap dancesBootleg of Star Wars Episode IIICaffine pillsBeing a bitchHeliumSexual FantasysHan Solo/Indiana...
View ArticleSunday, June 05, 2005
I'm quitting Xanga.That or getting a new one and not telling anyone about it.Ha ha, take that world.And this is how we say goodbye....And this this how you smell your arm pit.Step one-lift arm above...
View ArticleFriday, December 02, 2005
www.xanga.com/dancingmendacityThat's my new Xanga, cause apparently I didn't make that clear.
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